Ch1 13
Why thank you, Mr. St-Denis. Your riveting speech to Jillian has obviously caused her to become thirsty for your wit. Quickly, off to get liquid refreshments while to iron is still hot, lest you need to explain to her the various types of Elementals there are in the world of Tess’la…
To a woman whose father runs the department.
For those interested:
Thermians – Fire Elementals
Aromians – Air Elementals
Gaian- Earth Elementals
Aquian – Water Elementals
Thermiums prefer aromians? Well. That might explain… something.
Thermiums prefer Aromians and Gaians, generally avoiding Aquians ( Too wishy-washy)
Aromians prefer Thermiums and Aquians, generally avoiding Gaians (Too rock headed)
Gains prefer Thermiums and Aquians, generally avoiding Aromians ( Head in the clouds)
Aquians prefer Gaians and Aromians, generally avoiding Thermiums ( Too much fire in their bellies )
So where do the quintessentials fit in?
So, basically they avoid the opposite element.
So Thermians are quite obviously fire, and I guess Aromians are air? Makes sense that fire likes air, as anyone who’s ever used bellows would know.
I bet air elementals aren’t particularly attracted to water elementals, if Jillian’s reaction to Denis are part of the pattern. He should try his luck with an earth elemental instead.
Mansplaining explained.
Denis is obviously a Rectumian (Has his head up his ass)
[aside] Ooh! The current vote bait is a delight!