Ch1 10
Golly gee, Denis! I wonder if you’ve done it and complimented your way into Jillian’s heart with all that talk reminding her about being alone in the house with no mother and only a workaholic father!
The king of compliments, I say.
I’m sure this will end well.
It sounds sexist without being sexist. Bravo Denis.
But its actually a complement. Yay
He’s an even bigger ass than the size of his ass would indicate.
Oh Denis. You are the opposite of smooth.
The expression on her her face suggests that she thinks Dennis’s best used to empirically test whether the window that he is standing in front of can withstand having a grown man shoved into it.
That would be a horrible waste of good glass and decorum.
She should just find a deep pit and toss him in.
All’s well that ends well. If by well, you mean he is escorted to the door to never return, I think this will end well.
A compliment so backhanded it might as well have spikes on the knuckles.
Honestly, anyone who has NEVER stepped into it like that and utterly made a crass ass of yourself…isn’t human. He didn’t just step in it he done did went haid furst into that thar pile of it. Poor kid, it’s even worse when you don’t get it.
St Denis is a wonderful example one opening one’s mouth to remove a foot, if only to insert the other one at the same time . . .